Rockaway Bitch

This is Alana preparing to crabwalk at Rockaway Beach last Saturday.

She and Lisa and I spent approximately forever traveling to the beach and two of us ended up with sunburned legs because we’re stupid, but I had a lot of fun. Especially when the three-foot seaweed was hanging out of Alana’s three-inch bikini bottom.

Last night Nancy invited some of us to the opening of former Steeler Amos Zereoue’s namesake restaurant. Having been raised in Cleveland, I am obliged to hate him simply for having been professionally associated with Pittsburgh, but when he appeared in a white suit and sunglasses indoors I was a fan. Pink cocktails and finger foods abounded. Some duck here and there. Was very nice, but very tight. Then Geneva brought us to see Liz Phair at Hiro. We only stayed for maybe eight or nine songs, but it was Kathy’s first time seeing her live, playing all older songs for the anniversary of Exile in Guyville. She still looks 22, at least under stage lights. Then I went home and directly to bed because it’s basically a nest and I never want to leave it ever again. I know it’s extraordinarily wasteful, but I think there’s nothing better than having the A/C on and being under a blanket, so I allowed myself to do it last night. With the Princess Bride.

12 Responsesto “ Rockaway Bitch”

  1. Lexi Says:

    How much did the tattoo on her rib suck? Would she do it again or recommend it?

  2. jennifer Says:

    omg. i was at rockaway beach too! wierrrddd

  3. Geneva Says:

    Well, I did the duck last night, remember? You did the Princess Bride and I did the duck.

  4. Lisa Lisa Says:

    It actually was not that bad and yes I would do it again… Just don’t get something shitty that you will regret?

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  6. someone... Says:

    those are amazing tattoos, i’m very jealous. shit i want to go to the beach! ah well, you guys look very entertained, even if you did get completely sunburned (i’ve been there many times)

  7. Alana Says:

    ribs hurt. it definitely looks like a piece of shit because it is not done, it will be after this weekend…i’ve put off finishing it for over a year now, because of the pain. so so so painful

    and lisa - LOL

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  10. yasemin Says:

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