Life in the Fast Lane

On Friday I got to go with Christian to have dinner with Lucy Walsh and then go to her dad’s show at Madison Square Garden. I had never seen The Eagles before; they were amazing! They sounded so perfectly put together. Every moment was spot-on, and their set was three hours long! I knew the basics (“Hotel California” of course) and I knew Don Henley’s hits (“Boys of Summer” and “Dirty Laundry”) and one or two of Joe Walsh’s solo songs. But I knew so many of the other things they played and never had any idea they were their songs. Lucy was great, I like her. At one point she exclaimed “my dad looks like Kill Bill!” She introduced us to him backstage and all I could think about was that everywhere my music is for sale online, his name is always right there on the page as a “maybe you’ll like…” simply because we have the same last name.

Definitely one of the coolest shows I’ve been to in New York. The place was sold out, the second of three nights in a row, many thousands of people dancing and singing along. It was great. At one point we were visited by the Naked Brothers band from Nickelodeon, who are interested in having Christian on the show? I don’t know. It was awkward because the young one was like ten years old and I think we had just been talking about something raunchy. Also, their mom was on Thirtysomething.
A few weeks ago my mom told me that our family cat, Eliot, was dying. She said he was lying on the floor quietly and hadn’t eaten for days. He’s a big fat lazy angry cat who doesn’t do much other than eat, poop, and bat at you with a claw. But he was calm and skinny and she was sure he was on his way out. He is 16 years old. So I bought a gravestone for him online, had it engraved and sent to her house in Ohio. It takes a few weeks for them to make and send it, so I was worried he was going to be dead and buried for a while before the marker was in place. But then he got better. Now he’s fine and walking around and his gravestone arrived today. Mom sent me a photo of it… neatly placed in the backyard garden as though he is buried underneath it. But he’s probably rubbing up against it and hobnobbing with the dogs in the sun. Because he’s alive. Yet his grave is already clearly marked with an epitaph and his silhouette. Mom is creepy.
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Christian backstage at MSG

After the show, I hosted Tatler at Lotus and we met up with Kathy, Geneva, and Alana and her French friend (above), who went around taking pictures of peoples’ nipples. I may be posting those here at a later date…

At the MTV Movie Awards last night, Lucy wore the dress that Christian designed for Holly on Make Me A Supermodel, and which Carolina wore last week. It’s getting quite a bit of mileage.

June 2nd, 2008at 4:06 pm
You know, now you’ve granted Eliot 9 MORE lives in addition to the 9 with which he was born. He’s just going to live nine more just to prove a point, ’cause that’s how cats roll.
June 2nd, 2008at 8:59 pm
AHAHAHAHA the image of the grave is hilarious. Poor cat
June 2nd, 2008at 9:12 pm
aghahahahhaha that IS hilarious. everytime he goes outside now, he has to be haunted by the site of the grave stone, it’s like, a foreshadowing of his future.
June 2nd, 2008at 11:45 pm
YOU REALLY BOUGHT A CAT A GRAVESTONE
REALLY.
WTF FIRST YOU BUY A CAT GRAVE NOW YOU WANT # 46739673583 PAIR OF METALLIC SHOEZ FOR YOU SQUISHY BUTT
omg crackrox
so i’m in a hotel and there are little kids in the next room, and i was coughing and i heard them go “OMG THERE IS A GHOST IN THE NEXT ROOM”
June 3rd, 2008at 5:16 pm
Almost every visible memory I have of Eliot is at your old house on 200th St…he always seemed grumpy and just kind of sat there with that one big patch of matted hair on his back.
I know he was there in Willowick, but I never really saw him much. I remember him as sort of creepy, lurking in the shadows, surrounded by plants….actually, maybe I’m not thinking about a cat after all.
June 3rd, 2008at 10:32 pm
if holly wore that dress…why hasn’t “holly” worn it yet??
June 3rd, 2008at 10:33 pm
do you “get” what i “mean” when i use the quotes to “allude” to what i really “mean”
June 3rd, 2008at 10:33 pm
ps i hate you
June 4th, 2008at 11:47 am
quit spreading Rumers
June 6th, 2008at 6:34 pm
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June 9th, 2008at 1:36 pm
Haha, Rumer’s my name.
Actually.
My parents have a cruel sense of humor.
:|
June 29th, 2008at 9:00 pm
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