Contest: Awkwardness Finally Pays Off
Here’s an easy chance to get a bunch of cool stuff for free with little effort on your part. To win a set of Radiohead’s new Best Of compilations (CD of 17 tracks and DVD of all 21 videos), as well as the full Touch Me album from JunkMag favorites The Beautiful Bodies, all wrapped up in an Anna Nicole Kill Shop Kill canvas tote bag, just comment below with your best Seventeen-style Traumarama.* Our favorite will win the prize. You have until June 4 at 3:00pm EST. ETA: Nikki wins! Total traumarama.
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June 2nd, 2008at 11:40 am
i don’t have any good “my tampon fell out while i was on a baby swing” stories, mostly because i am a boy, but one time in high school i hated this girl for so long, and then she got pregnant. i was shit talking her at a dance junior year and being a general asshole about it, and when i was done, the girl i was talking to said “yeah, she’s my sister.”
June 2nd, 2008at 2:10 pm
Eons ago when I was young and daring, but broke and poor - I worked in an all night diner in Bethesda, MD — I was really into wearing vintage. I got this hot vintage dress that I wore to work and met an incredible looking guy that night. After work we left to go to Deal, MD and made love in a boat he rented (literally while he drove a speed boat). However, my dress got wet and it shrunk - and I had to sneak out of the marina mostly naked - I can remember the dress, the moment, but not the name
June 2nd, 2008at 8:59 pm
My tampon fell out when I was on a baby swing!
June 2nd, 2008at 10:33 pm
one time i was doin’ it with what i think was an incredibly cute guy but i was really wasted and it was at this outdoor party with a huge backyard so we snuck away to the trampoline where no one was near (and he thought it’d be ~hot~ to do it on a fucking trampoline while i was gone off my ass) and i couldn’t take the extreme bouncing that went on and wound up puking all over his chest, needless to say, i never saw the guy again and i ran away as fast as i could.
June 2nd, 2008at 10:55 pm
i own every ace of base cd there is… and i like them. a lot.
June 3rd, 2008at 11:28 am
omg nikki wins
June 4th, 2008at 3:18 pm
I used to tutor in high school and ended up trying to teach AP calc to a guy I had a huge crush on, even though I knew very little about it. I just took the job because I wanted to be alone with him. One afternoon I got very flustered trying to figure out how to do something I clearly didn’t know how to do, and I gave myself a big paper cut with one of the pages. I bled on his bare leg (shorts) and he got so grossed out. I felt terrible, it was really embarrassing.
June 4th, 2008at 3:19 pm
Oops, too late
June 4th, 2008at 5:21 pm
HAHA every time i think about it i wind up cringing to this day