Finally found the time to get things together and finalize some more images for the 410BC shoot I did a little bit ago. It’s hard to get caught up after being sick and having so much pile up!

The four models were all great to work with, all from Basic. My favorite was Matt (above). He had a really thick Bronx accent and was of course also a musician. Very nice and laid back, shook everyone’s hand and wanted to know what we were up to later. If he had a black eye, Kathy would have married him right there on the spot.

Last week on the subway there was a woman who looked strikingly like that monstrous fishboar Andrea Peyser, I think maybe it was her. I just don’t imagine her being able to take a full ride without eating someone’s face; she needs to cab it. Every time I question “why would ____ be on the subway?” I think about the fact that I’ve been on the train with Hugh Jackman. If he can ride the train, Peyser certainly can. She was sandwiched uncomfortably between a guy with Encino Man hair and huge orange headphones, and another guy who looked like Will Forte doing Sam Zell. She seemed very unhappy. And look! This paragraph is already long enough to pass for one of her “columns.”

On Friday I shot PFYM’s Doree and Jessica for their book. And then I got really drunk with Kate and Alana at Christian’s new apartment, which is gigantic and beautiful. He already made it amazing and he’s been there less than a week. Those girls are amazing. I can’t handle it. Kate tells it to me like it is and I love/hate her for that. Alana lies and then pretends to be high, just to be cool. I want to spend every day with them. I got a huge royalty check from iTunes last week so I spent a lot of money on good food this weekend. Who knew good fish was so good?